love at the tree volume one.......
jess...........
to start of jess was so happy with pete the silent romance with alot of getting off in joels cubords etc but soon they drifted apart and jess was thrust into the arms of thomas heaton caffin ( had an urge) and had a short firey romance with alot more kissing even infront of his mum....oops!!! then it wasnt working so jess came on to paul arr what a cute couple on ali's sofa etc a trip 2 the fish mongers happened then again the splitt....after lots of casual kissin jess meet robbie the love of her life n consumated it how sweet...but come on, shanons bed?????????ah but we all hate robbie well i do, oh im the queen of evil, more of a cimplament really, well jess is a freak magnet after all ...niel nick and all other random zanzi bar boyz oh and a fling with caffin!!!


sarah.......
well sarah came into the group and remained single for awile occational get off like at the orgy then (big gay) dan came agong all the fone calls n txin what a cute couple but in tyhe end just to cute som then there was steeve...ginger minger sarah saw sence after a drunken fling!!!! then came tom who she stole from little girl lucy who he dumped over a tx so now they are in love :)but yeah so that happened to end and along came paul dennis they never went out but... well u fill in the rest but sarah will always be in love with j.m. as will i!

alice....
it started off with alex a long time ago and well we all know what happened but oh how all "good" must come to an end... so then there was batty josh who also was in love with jess so u know it didnt rally work another tradgedy in tree romance then came along alice was single...yeah!!!! err then spooner came in to the piture (and spoiled it) so after being v pissed at toms party and following alice around he got the shuv...there was nick but we dont talk about that so finally there is french where lets just say dans bathroom!!!!!!! n now happy in love!!!
erm yes well no, they broke up and now she's going out with a cow!

louise....
ok louise how many fans does she have it all started with tom reeve but it didnt work out next there was lewis still just not working lou was single again there was all her fans and ohh dave but it just wasnt happerning so next came jack yet another fan but lou just well next was big gay dan who prooved the name is a lie some where iain fits in dumoed by a tx harsh but lou finally found happyness with pete!!!!!! ...finally!!!

or not...
amanda....
well again amanda the sex god to all the boys first there was the gimp john c ( not that i'm prejudice) but he had fantacys of her in the shower n baby oil... sooo she snogged him n dumped him!!! then there was joe who she went off so there was max joe didnt really hold the grudge...CHUMP!!! erm so they broke up n joel stalked her buying her fish n chocolate how er romantic there was then the boy from limp bizkit...gorgeous, 17, rocker but no amanda had snoged super mono man again er no so she feel into the arms of racist ashley oh nice!!!!
well well ashley seems to be out the picture ...6 BOYS IN 1 WEEKEND!!!! dont worry if they call u joint coz everyone knows a joint is "good shit" he he but maybe cut down a little then there was jack and then there wasnt!!!br>

hen...
what can i say well first there was ... rob sayers, iain tom reeve tom french alex tom caffin most of the girls paul dennis big gay dan and everybody all around the world.. move in now move back er sorry so hen n tom c were seeing each other but its wierd will it work we hope it will...horny hen n han giving tom f hed 7 times in 1 night hes mine bitch...hahaha well hen n tom c lets just say they drifted apart hen drifted right into the arms of Chris the gorge trinity boy and they got 2 know each other...well!!!!!!!
After a few days, Hen got a better offer, Sam. So after bein a bit mean and dumpin Chris in a txt she got togetha with Sam - sweet! But now thats mucked up so she's single, and you know what that means!!!!
there was sam er no then a thing with harry erm no again now shes with her rude boy mc person matt!!!!

and the he was a fuckwit and drove off on his ped and along came Tom Caffin (AGAIN)and now well they're goin out (lets see how long this will last....)
claire...
well claire first joined the group tom reeve pounced on her she got out of the situation and found herself with iain ohhh then tom french then calmness then paul came along he was a complete arse then they got back together n alls good thank god!!!!! OR NOT CLAIRE POWER 2 U THAT WAS A GOOD DUMPIN SORRY PAUL BUT HEY A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRLS GOTTA DO!!! was with lewis in oli's garden then tom c and finally in love with james brown aka jim!!!

sophie....
well sophie started off with tom c that lasted a while till paul came along and they got bussy n told tom nout went on then she dumped tom c he was still obsessed but then there was josh but at the studio she copped off with ru and pete... da da da so they broke up so soph went with ru arr they have been togrther 9 months apart from the occational break up over the affair with pete so hopefully they stay in love...chocolate ice cream!!!
ru ru ru ru ru ru?????


ali...
well ther was joe but we dont go there do we!!!! so then there was dan arrr how sweet if a bit slow...use josh's plan...massage my mound bitch!!!!happily ever after!!!!!

hannah....
well lets just say DAN!!!!!! NOT BEING GAY-well that is now debatable!!!!
and now lets give it up 4 the happy couple hannah n josh...wooooooooooooo

AND NOT FORGETING ...VIC
there was pete n the 2 gorgeous people unite arr bless but it wasnt ment 2 be so they split da da da

then theres sophie rap...joe ben arrrrrrrrrr lets just say love triangle but now there happy!!!!!!!!

TALKIN OF RELATIONSHIPS HERE ARE SOME PEPS THAT CANT GET ANY.........................